Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.
"I don't know why I find his stupidity charming. I mean, he's cheating off a girl who thinks the square root of 4 is rainbows."
Entry Stats
| red = in submit | green = in vote | blue = completed |
| Arena | Image | Entry | Contest | End Date | Comments | Avg | Rank | Awards |
 | Mad Monkey 2 | HAIKU WARS SEVEN! | 11/24/2008 | 2 | 5.932 | 39/62 |   | |
 | Walk This Way | Bonus: Stories by the Book | 11/10/2008 | 2 | 6.697 | 9/28 | | |
 | On a Pale Horse | Bonus: Stories by the Book | 11/10/2008 | 1 | 6.576 | 10/28 | | |
 | Utopia | Bonus: Stories by the Book | 11/10/2008 | 4 | 6.791 | 7/28 | | |
 | Masters of Deception | Bonus: Stories by the Book | 11/10/2008 | 5 | 5.924 | 18/28 | | |
| | Dear Stephen | Weird Taste in Celebrities | 10/2/2008 | 1 | 5.875 | 8/11 | |